7th
Caught this freshwater-residing minion at a top secret, super-stacked basshole, along with 2 other small-mouth monsters, who, to their credit, also put up a fierce battle before being totally owned by my wizard-like fishing skills. My gill-wielding dominating powers are unmatchable.
A word to all those fish who I have not yet caught; No matter how clever, cunning, wise, ferocious, massively huge, tactical, strong, or terrifyingly war-like in manner you are, you can be caught, and you shall be caught. I will hook your unsuspecting mouth and whip the pole in such a way that there will barely be a mouth left to grasp onto while I pose for my picture, showing off my badass fish-charming maneuvers. I do not fear thee! You shall fall prisoner to my bait and I shall capture you with great ease, and be jolly once you have been had. All of this will, of course, be temporary, seeing as though as I am a reasonable dude, and I believe strongly in catch-and-then-release. Ye be warned weaklings!
